from Fon's blog:
sharon's and fonnis' philosophy:

prata makes one horny

curry makes one lust

the cheese makes one high

sugar makes one go kuku

yes yes yes. so who's up for prata dates with me? lols.


deepavali today! fon's Disaster Day. i can see why.

ass black story one
Black: What promotions do you have? Like any discounts with banks?

Lynn: Sorry sir. We dont have any such promotions. Also it's a PH so discounts and vouchers are not valid today sir.

Black: Is it? Then what set meals or promotions do you have? Can i take a look at the menu?
(takes menu himself)

Lynn: Current promotions for Jackpot Scratch & Win Redemption Card only.
(points out page from menu)

(Black gives a face)
Black: Oh, it's so not value for money. I like having those that are value for money. You know like Oriental Hotel? They have these buffets promotions that are of value.

Manager walks by and assists Lynn.

Manager: Yes sir? Can i help you?

Black: Huh?

Manager: Sir, do you want to take a seat while you browse the menu?

Black: You are very irritating you know? The lady was serving me and you cut in like that.

Manager: She's a waitress and there's a customer calling. So i will take over and assist her. Do you want to take a seat sir?

Black: Can you stop humiliating me and asking me to take a seat? .....
(Manager cuts in)
Manager: Sir, in what way am i humiliating you? Im inviting you to take a seat. Im not humiliating you. I invite you to take a seat. Invite.

Black: (changes topic) In any case, how come Jack's Place doesn't have buffet like some hotels? Cause' i live nearby here, and if i have to drive to the hotels just for the buffet which is more for money you see. It's really troublesome.

Manager: Sir, Jack's Place is a stand-alone outlet. Hotels uses the buffets promotions to draw in more guests to their dine-in. But their focus are still mainly on stay-ins. The buffet promotions enhances the stay in the hotel you see. Hotels and restaurants have their own different policies.

Black: Oh i see, hmm. Never mind. Because im really into those value for money meals. Thanks.
(Finally he leaves.)


bloody hell. what value-for-money shit. no money pay say lah. dont even bother to step in and give us so much trouble mah.
bloody hell stupid chicken, it's JACK'S PLACE for serious sake.
compare with hotel for what seh.


ass black story two
these two brothers pf blacks had to complain and comment that the restaurant staffs were irresponsible because the power trips keep occuring.
like it's our freaking fault.
like we want the power trips.
silly people.

there were power trips during dinner peak hours since the renovation, it's perfectly understandable that the restaurant is still under going some function errors.

most of the power trips and blackouts probably happened because the surrondings were to blackish anyway.hmph.

im not discriminating la. im just bumped.